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Ch. 4: The one in which Shang Tsung throws a tantrum Jax and Sonya glared at each other waiting for the other one to make the first move. Until one of them made the first move, they just kept staring at each other. During this seemingly endless glare-down, a tumbleweed rolled by. Aside from that it was almost as though time had stopped and this was starting to annoy Jax. He needed someway to get Sonya to mess up and he had the perfect idea. "Hey Sonya! Look behind you! Kobra's trying to steal your raido!" Amazingly Sonya feel for Jax's distraction. This gave the Special Forces Major the chance he needed; he grabbed Sonya by the neck and pun

Ch. 3: HAAX!!! (and Greg Sanders from CSI thinks he's Reptile) At this point Batman wasn’t sure what the hell was going on. The Flash had been there just seconds ago, but had disappeared in a bright yellow light and replaced with strange looking man dressed in yellow and screaming something about Girl Scout Cookies. “IF YOU DON’T SELL ME ANY COOKIES RIGHT NOW YOU’LL JOIN YOUR BROTHER IN HELL!!!!” The strange man yelled like a raving wacko on crack. “Look I don’t have cookies and if I did what makes you think I’d sell them to you? And I don’t even have a brother!” explained Batman. This

Prologue: Something happened on the way to the credits Once long ago in a non canon time period, the forces of Light and Dark were locked in eternal battle. Ok not really seeing as though the fight was over. Shao Kahn had been defeated by the Forces of Light.  Seeing no choice, he retreated to a graveyard in Earthrealm…or Chaosrealm…or something like that…I guess…         A portal opened, one of those evil dark portals. From that portal emerged Shao Kahn. The emperor of Outworld couldn’t believe his luck, his wife had left him, his step daughter was gone, his other s